| Team name | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Points | Fair Play |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 15 | 12 | 0 | 3 | 92 | 38 | 54 | 36 | 135 |
| Pique Remontada | 13 | 10 | 1 | 2 | 73 | 28 | 45 | 31 | 117 |
| 99 Problems | 12 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 66 | 29 | 37 | 27 | 108 |
| Essex United | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 47 | 37 | 10 | 24 | 99 |
| VindalooGuru | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 62 | 24 | 38 | 21 | 90 |
| El Bano FC | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 41 | 25 | 16 | 16 | 90 |
| Gullet FC | 14 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 41 | 64 | -23 | 15 | 126 |
| Snorting Lisbon | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 10 | 8 | 6 | 36 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 21 | 48 | -27 | 6 | 90 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 11 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 30 | 60 | -30 | 6 | 99 |
| Rooney Tunes United | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 23 | -12 | 3 | 36 |
| Lil Mikey FC | 14 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 21 | 137 | -116 | 0 | 126 |
| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Monday 21 September 2026 |
| Snorting Lisbon | 9 | v | 3 | Pique Remontada |
| El Bano FC | 1 | v | 5 | Essex United |
| 99 Problems | 8 | v | 1 | Rooney Tunes United |
| VindalooGuru | 10 | v | 2 | Lil Mikey FC |
| Essex United | 3 | v | 0 | Snorting Lisbon |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 8 | v | 1 | Rooney Tunes United |
| Gullet FC | 2 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 14 September 2026 |
| Lil Mikey FC | 1 | v | 9 | Rooney Tunes United |
| Essex United | 2 | v | 10 | Pique Remontada |
| El Bano FC | 13 | v | 1 | Lil Mikey FC |
| Snorting Lisbon | 6 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Rooney Tunes United | 0 | v | 6 | VindalooGuru |
| Essex United | 6 | v | 5 | 99 Problems |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 3 | v | 5 | Gullet FC |
| Snorting Lisbon | 3 | v | 4 | 2 Goals 1 Cup |
| Monday 07 September 2026 |
| VindalooGuru | 9 | v | 1 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 0 | v | 3 | El Bano FC |
| Pique Remontada | 5 | v | 0 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Lil Mikey FC | 3 | v | 7 | Essex United |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 4 | 99 Problems |
| Essex United | 5 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 12 | v | 0 | Lil Mikey FC |
| 99 Problems | 6 | v | 3 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 17 August 2026 |
| Essex United | 0 | v | 4 | Pique Remontada |
| El Bano FC | 2 | v | 1 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 1 | v | 6 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| VindalooGuru | 13 | v | 2 | Lil Mikey FC |
| Essex United | 2 | v | 8 | 99 Problems |
| Monday 10 August 2026 |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 2 | v | 6 | Essex United |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| VindalooGuru | 1 | v | 3 | 99 Problems |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 2 | v | 6 | Essex United |
| Lil Mikey FC | 1 | v | 8 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Pique Remontada | 2 | v | 3 | 2 Goals 1 Cup |
| Essex United | 5 | v | 0 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Gullet FC | 2 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 03 August 2026 |
| El Bano FC | 11 | v | 2 | Lil Mikey FC |
| 99 Problems | 0 | v | 5 | Pique Remontada |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 1 | v | 4 | Pique Remontada |
| Gullet FC | 1 | v | 8 | 2 Goals 1 Cup |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 5 | v | 4 | VindalooGuru |
| 99 Problems | 11 | v | 0 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 27 July 2026 |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 4 | v | 2 | 99 Problems |
| Pique Remontada | 8 | v | 0 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 12 | v | 3 | Lil Mikey FC |
| Lil Mikey FC | 2 | v | 9 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 5 | 99 Problems |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 1 | v | 3 | Gullet FC |
| Pique Remontada | 6 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 20 July 2026 |
| Gullet FC | 4 | v | 1 | Lil Mikey FC |
| Lil Mikey FC | 1 | v | 9 | Pique Remontada |
| Gullet FC | 2 | v | 9 | VindalooGuru |
| Pique Remontada | 3 | v | 3 | El Bano FC |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 12 | v | 2 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| VindalooGuru | 4 | v | 2 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| El Bano FC | 0 | v | 3 | 2 Goals 1 Cup |
| Monday 13 July 2026 |
| 99 Problems | 4 | v | 2 | El Bano FC |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 9 | 2 Goals 1 Cup |
| Gullet FC | 10 | v | 1 | Lil Mikey FC |
| Pique Remontada | 6 | v | 2 | VindalooGuru |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 5 | v | 8 | Pique Remontada |
| Lil Mikey FC | 1 | v | 10 | 99 Problems |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 7 | 2 Goals 1 Cup |
| El Bano FC | 1 | v | 4 | VindalooGuru |